School of Wit.

Every bad text is a missed opportunity. Every scripted reply is a moment you didn't show up as yourself. The difference between the people who seem effortlessly funny and the people who don't isn't talent — it's training.

School of Wit is a 30-day course for the middle step. Not a pickup guide. Not corporate communication coaching. Just a daily lesson, a handful of drills, and a library of 60 techniques you can read on a subway ride. The Trainer (coming soon) gives you AI-generated pivots for your actual conversations. The Academy teaches you why they work.

The content is blunt. The voice is cocky. That's intentional — you're training for moments where hedging kills the conversation. Reading something that sounds like an HR memo isn't going to un-learn that.

The whole thing costs $7/month if you want the AI tools. Everything else is free, permanently, no email-gate.

Thirty days. Sixty techniques. Whatever you make of them.